Firefighter Retirement Card - Funny Quitter Happy Retirement
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Say goodbye with humor. This hilarious firefighter retirement card delivers the perfect mix of humor and heart with "FUCKING QUITTER" in bold letters, followed by "I MEAN HAPPY RETIREMENT" for a laugh-out-loud moment they'll never forget.
What Makes This Special:
This isn't your typical sappy retirement card. For the firefighter with a sense of humor who can take a joke, this card delivers the kind of good-natured ribbing that happens every day at the firehouse. It's the perfect way to acknowledge their retirement with the playful banter that defines fire department culture.
The clean, minimalist design features hand-lettered style typography on a crisp white background. The humorous message is direct and to-the-point, just like firefighters prefer. The small blue teardrop adds a touch of mock sadness to the "QUITTER" line.
Professionally printed on premium cardstock using HP Indigo printers for sharp, vibrant text. The 5x7 folded card is the perfect size for everyone at the station to sign inside. Comes with a blank white envelope, ready to give.
Premium Quality Features:
- Size: 5x7 portrait orientation, standard greeting card size
- Material: Standard Fine Finch 110# premium cardstock
- Printing: Professional HP Indigo printer quality
- Finish: Clean white background with black typography
- Design: "FUCKING QUITTER" / "I MEAN HAPPY RETIREMENT" humorous message
- Interior: Blank inside for personal messages and signatures
- Envelope: Blank white envelope included
- Made in USA: Professionally printed and produced
What's Included:
- One 5x7 folded greeting card
- Blank white envelope
- Protective packaging
Perfect For:
- Firefighter retirement parties
- Last shift celebrations
- Fire department farewell gifts
- Retirement ceremony humor
- Funny retirement card from crew
- Firehouse retirement roast
- Retirement party gag gift
- Station house farewell
- Career firefighter send-off
- Humorous retirement tribute
This card is perfect for the retiring firefighter who appreciates firehouse humor and won't take offense at some good-natured teasing. Have the entire crew sign the inside for a memorable keepsake from their fire family.
Order now and send them off with a laugh.
Firefighter Retirement Card - Funny Quitter Happy Retirement
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